clothesphobia Share definition Flag A disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper. She was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game. clothesphobia by Jess Fletcher May 6, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the clothesphobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch