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"Clotch" doesn't have a definition, it is simply used to replace full words, or half of a word for no good reason.
"Hey bro, that's clotchtastic"
"Last night, I donkey punched her in the clotch"
Clotch by willdantew69 July 28, 2016
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A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials
Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
Clotch by ladislav77 October 9, 2020
A misspelling of “cloth” by a moran that sparks seemingly endless text messages.
I was thinking of a Hoochie clotch. Never mind.
Clotch by Speed78 November 5, 2020

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

Otto Von Clutch 

Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!

Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.

He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!

Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96
Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch
Otto Von Clutch by Wrestling fan! November 23, 2020

clothes mountain 

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.
"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"
clothes mountain by Nennis October 9, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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