Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Closet Tommy

A male who engages with another male in sexual activity but is still considered hetero

"Even though Pierre had sex with David he was striaght and a Closet Tommy"

by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Closetomer

close·tom·er
noun
1. A person or organization that intentionally inhibits a business from closing their duties within its operational hours. These individuals will enter a retail store, restaurant, or business- with the explicit purpose of detaining the employees on the premises from going home for the day.

"Ms. Harrison was a terrible regular closetomer at the designer outlet"

by ThePageMaister September 13, 2022