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A woman who has been with a man for more then 9 years and suddenly stops sleeping with him, Decides to go after woman instead.
Mike: my wife won't sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom I sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate... She's a closet dyke
by Shitlist_101 February 10, 2015
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