Closet Bush 

1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.

2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.

3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game

The current president is a Closet Bush
-OR-
"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"

Closet Bush by SeraphimXD December 7, 2009

closetrush 

a person of the g,l,b,t. comunity that has grown tired of liveing in the closet and decide to come out like gang busters and thay try to make up for loast or wasted time.theese are usuially in thare late twentys or older.and have the additude of i dont want to wate and get to know someone first couse life is just too short, i want an instant relationship now.i derived this terlm from:just out of the closet and in a big rush.talk to one of theese guys for 10 minuts and thay are suddenly in love with you.

my buddy joe is suffering from closetrush,i wish he would slow down and take it a bit more easy before he winds up broken hearted or in love with a phycopath from hell,or worce yet gets that special little non disposeable gift that keeps on giveing.

closetrush by andy puckett April 5, 2008