Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!

Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

close call by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

too close to call it by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

clone call by Almalphia September 27, 2010

closer..call..me..closer

ill be your guy...if ull be my girl

His heart screamed to Bailey, cclsoer call me closer...

closer..call..me..closer by preston neill October 12, 2004

Closet Caller

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.

Closet Caller by PDuckWin May 22, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026