2 definitions by Just another ordinary person

A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!
I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!
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When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!
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