clock me 

clock me is slang for “come at me”

1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight

clock me by axhlynn February 2, 2020

Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

Feed me o'clock by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

beat me like a clock 😗✌️ 

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

beat me like a clock 😗✌️ by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

Clock Method 

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

Clock Method by ET4444 December 7, 2007

Cluck me sideways keri 

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

Cluck me sideways keri by ngapiko January 17, 2011

cock me 

When a female asks a male to put their dick in her ass.

She squat down and moaned, "cock me".

cock me by pe.squat.cokc December 3, 2021

cock me 

1: to pound one with the weiner of a male in the canooter of a female.

cock me like a black man

cock me by terence f January 11, 2008