Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 2, 2010
To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”
Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”
Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”
Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”
Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”
Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”
Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”
by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021
A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.
by arc-zen July 6, 2023
New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.
by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016
an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.
Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
by shmeetbopper May 19, 2022
Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x
by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023