Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with
wild gay people and end up with
glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".
I got totally
WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay
bars, a lesbian bar, and a
ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!