Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

by Bri May 15, 2003