Clit Job

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The female equivalent of a blow job, where a woman's clitoris is sucked into her lover's mouth, creating a vacuum that engorges it with blood. This may include back and forth motion, as well as action from the tongue.

Johnny slowly sucked Lisa's clit into his mouth, giving her a Clit Job that caused her to experience a shattering orgasm.

Clit Job by sunnydave January 16, 2011

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ClitJob

Getting a blowjob with a condom on. The term was derived from a legend,when one retarded mother fucker got a blowjob with a condom on and was very proud.

Betty wanted to give a blow job to nick but was afraid that she would get STDs, so she put a condom on him. "so now its a clitjob?"

ClitJob by Shisnoking October 17, 2011

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clitjob

Fellatio on a female.

I never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob.

clitjob by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

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clitjob

using the clitoris to wrap around stroke the penis, different from missionary as the penis doesn't enter the vagina but just be rubbed off by the clit

Himmler: The fuck is the point of a clitjob???

clitjob by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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