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Clit Job 

The female equivalent of a blow job, where a woman's clitoris is sucked into her lover's mouth, creating a vacuum that engorges it with blood. This may include back and forth motion, as well as action from the tongue.
Johnny slowly sucked Lisa's clit into his mouth, giving her a Clit Job that caused her to experience a shattering orgasm.
Clit Job by sunnydave January 16, 2011
Words you can keep
Getting a blowjob with a condom on. The term was derived from a legend,when one retarded mother fucker got a blowjob with a condom on and was very proud.
Betty wanted to give a blow job to nick but was afraid that she would get STDs, so she put a condom on him. "so now its a clitjob?"
ClitJob by Shisnoking October 17, 2011
I never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob.
clitjob by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010
using the clitoris to wrap around stroke the penis, different from missionary as the penis doesn't enter the vagina but just be rubbed off by the clit
Himmler: The fuck is the point of a clitjob???
clitjob by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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