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Getting a blowjob with a condom on. The term was derived from a legend,when one retarded mother fucker got a blowjob with a condom on and was very proud.
Betty wanted to give a blow job to nick but was afraid that she would get STDs, so she put a condom on him. "so now its a clitjob?"
ClitJob by Shisnoking October 17, 2011
I never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob.
clitjob by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010
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using the clitoris to wrap around stroke the penis, different from missionary as the penis doesn't enter the vagina but just be rubbed off by the clit
Himmler: The fuck is the point of a clitjob???
clitjob by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Clit Job 

The female equivalent of a blow job, where a woman's clitoris is sucked into her lover's mouth, creating a vacuum that engorges it with blood. This may include back and forth motion, as well as action from the tongue.
Johnny slowly sucked Lisa's clit into his mouth, giving her a Clit Job that caused her to experience a shattering orgasm.
Clit Job by sunnydave January 16, 2011
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