clipperize

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.

Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.

by Edabite July 29, 2008

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Capperized

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.

I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.

by Head Gopher July 28, 2010

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Clippering

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.

"That 3-1 lead was seemingly unsurmountable, but hold on, they are Clippering."

by Wineberserker May 19, 2015

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