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clipperize 

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
clipperize by Edabite July 29, 2008
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Capperized 

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.
Capperized by Head Gopher July 28, 2010
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Clippering 

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.
"That 3-1 lead was seemingly unsurmountable, but hold on, they are Clippering."
Clippering by Wineberserker May 19, 2015

cliterize 

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization
Mate I cliterized my girl last night
cliterize by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017

Clapperie 

One whom claps cheeks and also gets their cheeks clapped
Guy: Is that girl a dyke ?

Guy#2 : yea bro she is I heard she a clapperie.
Guy: damn bro I bet she got hella hoes!
Clapperie by Tay & randy January 17, 2019

Clapperie 

One whom claps cheeks and also gets their cheeks clapped
Guy: Is that girl a dyke ?

Guy#2 : yea bro she is I heard she a clapperie.
Guy: damn bro I bet she got hella hoes!
Clapperie by Tay & randy January 17, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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