Clippertuck is the traditional Australian slang term for any meal that involves the use of tongs. Sausages, steak, wallaby and the dreaded wallatonga beast all fit the category of clippertuck. If one is to use clippertuck in the wrong circumstances, say, when referring to a cracker dish, it is said that the entire population of Alice Springs will hunt you down, and pull out your tongue with a set of golden tongs.
a very horrible disease you get from 69 straight hours of buttfucking with your bro the Clitoris Fairy will curse you with the disease of Clivearotosism comosastasism that forces your bro into a Quantum tricycle all your bros will start fucking until it eventually forms a Faggote' Gay Vagabond the universe will reset and the cycle will repeat