Clintville 

Clintville is whatever you want it to be. It is a magical land where Clintonburgs (Clints) can run wild only having to worry about the Bro Rodents. Clintville is everywhere and nowhere. Clintville is a utopia.

I was so fckn stoned and fucked off to Clintville

Clintville by CLINT LORD November 15, 2021

Cunt from Cuntville 

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.

Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.

Cunt from Cuntville by Coach Rene April 3, 2020

Clintonville 

Decent sized town where everyone thinks their shit don't stink, but in reality they're all disgusting loser pigs. A lot of girls from that town think they're hot but most either look like hippos or stick figures with a beaver's face. All of the guys are addicted to drugs and think they're tough. Basically the ugliest people on earth.

"Oh my god look at her face!"
"Yeah she's gotta be from Clintonville."
" Either there or Marion! Yuck!"

Clintonville by smatgal October 26, 2013

clintonville 

pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies

there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.

clintonville by Thunder lover June 12, 2008

Clintonville 

A small community implemented in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. Very liberal atmosphere with its moments of racism, like most of Ohio. A bunch of hippie freaks who love quinoa more then their children and will often ask their neighbor, “Do you want to go to the Fresh Market Saturday morning?” With a sudden and excited “Yes!”. You will often find a kid wearing a Grateful Dead and not knowing the music, just vibing with the bear on it. Often find broken bottles and loose cigarette butts around on the pavement. Most kids are smoking their life away but still glad they can smoke with their parents joining in time to time. A good safe community just trying to have fun while smoking fat blunts.

Guy 1: “That guy looks stoned as f*ck, man. Where’s he from?”

Guy 2: “Oh, probably Clintonville”

Clintonville by Heehee3 January 29, 2020

cuntville

not so slang term meaning you will be spending time with your significant female other, includes all definitions of other (girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy). Also can mean a terrible night spent out with a horrid bitch of cunt that you at one time had an interest but has since severely waned because of said females ridiculous cuntness.

Can also mean an extremely boring event spent with your significant female's friends, talking about stupid topics like "What not to Wear", why dont men listen enough?, or why did you spend more time with your friends tonight then with me?

(2 guys at a bar, watching a friend at same bar)
Jim: Wow take a look at the look on Joe's face.
John: Haha, man that sucks, he was so amped about meeting that girl.
Jim: Yeh looks like he's taking a drive in cuntville tonight.

Mike: So didnt see you out last night, what happened?
Bill: Oh it was a nice night, watched some reruns of "Sex and the City", then Megans friend came over and we all talked about why men cant be more sensitive to women needs.
Mike: Yeh,....
Bill: Oh great my change of address form finally came through.
Mike: What did you put for your new address,...123 Pussywhipped Lane, Cuntsville, USA?
Bill: Fuck you man
Mike: Yeh bet you would like that. Sure you dont wana snuggle first?

cuntville by what the fuck man January 30, 2009

clintonville 

pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies

there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.

clintonville by Thunder lover June 19, 2008