Clinton MA

A small, condensed mill town in Worcester county that was established in 1850. Drawing many parallels to Ireland, Clinton seceded from Lancaster because of different economies and cultures (Clinton being blue collar/ factory orientated while Lancaster more aristocratic/ land orientated). Even till this day Clinton is known for its toughness, its football(except this year), and its mainly Irish population. Most dudes can bang in a brawl (no homo)past a 12 pack and most girls are pretty with a distinctive style. Clinton also has a fairly large latino community Clintorico known to live in the projects which are not too dangerous. Most Irish names are from county Galway or Mayo and the irish humor is still there. Also with a picturesque damn/resovoir, Clinton is a nice place to picnic if you have condoms and some ham sandwiches. Bottom line clinton is great, and i'm not even from there originally.

You from Clinton MA?

Ya why what's the problem?

I just figured because you have a $300 outstanding bar tab.

Clinton MA by Worcester22 August 1, 2008

Clinton MA

a.k.a Clowntown. Was once a mill town, now is a refuge for drug addicts and welfare cases. Classless girls and wannabe gangasta guys. It's sad.
High school was built on a swamp (seriously? Yes.) so it had to be moved and rebuilt. Now it stands close to the town dump. GREAT!
"Best town by a dam site" What are we using as comparison towns here?!?!

"Oh she wants to fight? Why, because I looked at her?! She is so totally from Clinton MA."

"He needs to pull his pants up. People are going to know he's from Clinton MA."

Clinton MA by DBags June 13, 2008

Clinton-Massie 

The school that is full of people that think they are better than anyone else, the teachers and principals aren’t to bad but the students are ridiculous and downgrade others for how they look, talk, and act.

Person 1-Wow you must be from Clinton-Massie if you think you are better than the world
Person 2- you right

Clinton-Massie by YEE-FREAKIN-HAW July 5, 2017

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band 

Harry George

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band by Dryeye May 6, 2021

Clintonian 

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.

The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.

Clintonian by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Clintonian 

1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.

1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.

Clintonian by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

Clintonian Virgin by Cosmo March 23, 2007