Cli-mate

A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.

Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."

Cli-mate by archyis December 23, 2009

Climate activist 

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation

Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao

Climate activist by galactica423 September 27, 2023

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

climate sceptic by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

Climate Oppressed by Rapevan March 18, 2009

economic climate 

A phrase commonly used during a recession to sophisticate a person's excuse for not paying for anything he should.

"In this economic climate, I'm afraid I simply cannot afford to realize the dividends in my portfolio."

"Sorry, I can't pay muh rent because of this economic climate."

"Gotta quarter? I'm homeless thanks to the gub'ment and this economic climate."

economic climate by trionna & shiggity March 26, 2009

Personal Climate Change 

An unwelcome smell made by a person.

"Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."

Personal Climate Change by Mr. Lyle August 27, 2013

Climatetard 

A person who knowingly rejects evidence of global warming or climate change for political or economic reasons.

GM Chairman Bob Lutz revealed himself as a total Climatetard after an interview on the Colbert Report television show in which he said he doesn't believe that global warming is a man made effect and may instead be caused by "sun spots".

Climatetard by m7_b5 July 9, 2009