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Cleveland Streamer 

Is when someone Face Times (or Skypes ) you while they are defecating.

Usage:
1. My friend Wade Wilson gave me a Cleveland streamer from a porta potty yesterday. It felt like I was right there with him. Technology is amazing!!!

2. What good is a Cleveland Streamer if my speaker phone doesn't work?

3. "I'm not sure how this FaceTime call turned into a Cleveland streamer but I'm glad it did. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later."

4. "Trey Parker and I were on our way to this WTM concert. We were having a great time when his phone rings and it's Wade Wilson giving him a Cleaveland Streamer."
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Cleveland Streamer 

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.
"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Cleveland Streamer 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.
Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag 

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

Cleveland Screamer 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!
Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!
Cleveland Screamer by Timmy L April 13, 2008
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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