Clery Theory

A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away

Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"

by ducklad June 12, 2011

Celery Theory

Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! March 10, 2011