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Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! February 23, 2011

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