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Cleofus is a character from the 2004 comedy/satire film “C.S.A: Confederate States of America”.

Cleofus is a retarded black man. The term is used to describe a person of color (particularly African American) that likes white people because they are either stupid, brainwashed, or full on handicapped.
“Saw another brother today at a trump rally”

“What!? Someone better go get Cleofus, and tell him it ain’t right to like the “funny orange man”!”

(Basic gist of a conversation I overheard.)
Cleofus by Asshat27363 September 20, 2023
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A badass motherfucker with a big cock who can make any woman orgasm 10 times, every woman wants a cleofas in they're life he is very addictive and can be a pornstar in bed. Often call a pussy stretcher it is very difficult to sleep with another man after you have experienced a cleofas. A cleofas is the best thing that can happen to you. He is a badass mechanic aswell!
Usually the biggest orgasm ever is caused by a cleofas.
Cleofas by Cleofas. February 26, 2018
Mysterious and gorgeous, something special than any other creature
You're Cleous than before.
Cleous by Nanno millan March 6, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026