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a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be
dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck
cleofus by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010
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Cleofus is a character from the 2004 comedy/satire film “C.S.A: Confederate States of America”.

Cleofus is a retarded black man. The term is used to describe a person of color (particularly African American) that likes white people because they are either stupid, brainwashed, or full on handicapped.
“Saw another brother today at a trump rally”

“What!? Someone better go get Cleofus, and tell him it ain’t right to like the “funny orange man”!”

(Basic gist of a conversation I overheard.)
Cleofus by Asshat27363 September 20, 2023
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A badass motherfucker with a big cock who can make any woman orgasm 10 times, every woman wants a cleofas in they're life he is very addictive and can be a pornstar in bed. Often call a pussy stretcher it is very difficult to sleep with another man after you have experienced a cleofas. A cleofas is the best thing that can happen to you. He is a badass mechanic aswell!
Usually the biggest orgasm ever is caused by a cleofas.
Cleofas by Cleofas. February 26, 2018
Mysterious and gorgeous, something special than any other creature
You're Cleous than before.
Cleous by Nanno millan March 6, 2022
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