A straight up replica of another person/different people's art portfolios. Only contains generic boring designs that have definitely been done before.
Abe: Yo dude, check out my new logomark! portfolio
Bernie: Man, these are all total copies of stuff I saw other artists post last week. Shit's a complete clonefolio.
Charles: Yea man, all of this is so generic, I've seen it all a million times.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!