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Clearing history 

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load
Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history
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Clearing my History 

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

clearing our history 

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"

Clearing Your Browser History 

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."

clearing your browsing history 

when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub
clearing your browsing history is something you do when you went to pornhub
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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