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Clearing my History 

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

clearing our history 

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"

Clearing Your Browser History 

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."

clearing your browsing history 

when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub
clearing your browsing history is something you do when you went to pornhub