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Clear Spring 

a small town in western maryland boasting a population of a whopping 224 people. home to THE most pathetic football team in the state and, oddly enough, the best marching band around. Entertainment in Clear Spring consists of cow tipping, minor vandalism, and late night trips to the nearby Wal-mart (the only place open afer 9pm). at one point, clear spring also boasted the highest teen pregnancy rate in the county and the highest STD rate in the entire state of maryland.
Clear Spring plays a football game against the Hancock Panthers once a year. as the two teams are the worst in the county every year, the game has been dubbed the "toilet bowl." Clear Spring loses most times.
Clear Spring by BlazerFS23 November 7, 2010
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Clear Spring 

A town located in Western Maryland with a high school known for having an abnormally high number of college dropouts.
Joe is from Clear Spring and dropped out of college in the first week of classes four times
Clear Spring by Cshseyeroll August 26, 2018

Clear Spring High School 

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, but hey at least they have spirit
Clear Spring High School is as defined....

Clear Spring High School 

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
The definition of Clear Spring High School is as stated...

Clear Springs Football 

2012: The first football team to beat Pearland High School at their own stadium in six years. These boys of fall neverback down, and work extremely hard.

Clear springs high school 

Dumb ass fucking school filled with fake people
I fucking hate clear springs high school

Spring Clean 

When a man ejaculates into either the vaginal or anal cavity of a willing receiver, following this the man then urinates in the gaping cavity filling the vagina or rectum up with urine. When finished the receiver who has had their cavity filled With bodily fluids squats over the partner and proceeds to queef the mixture of semen and urine out of the chosen cavity all over the participating partners body and face thus spring cleaning the semen out of the vagina or rectum.
She asked me for a spring clean, dude she wasn't talking about her house!
Spring Clean by Zeds dead baby October 15, 2011
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