Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

Clean sex by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

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Clean Sex People

1.A type of individual unbeknownst to the common man that is worthy to engage in sexual intercourse on newly purchased or gently used microfiber couches due to the indelible virtue of ultra-hygienic intercourse that leaves all furniture as pure as the day it was purchased.

2. What your girlfriend wants you to be before you can have sex on the couch.

Though Gina didnt want to interrupt the passion that had arisen between she and Dick, she knew the eve would be filled with regret if she could not find a way to get off the new microfiber couch...because clearly they were not clean sex people.

Clean Sex People by TEEeyePEE October 30, 2010

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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