ClayMe is one of those guys people don't notice at first glance. Then they share a space with him, where he feels not too special, just another person. Then he cracks a joke, one slightly amusing. They smile. Soon, they start noticing him more. He binds them to him by his unique antics, his sheer bad luck, unpredictable and almost unbelievable life events. Throughout their time together, he makes them amazed with his kindness, and gradually more and more attached to him. Before they know it, he becomes an integral part of their life, one whose disappearance can leave a massive, unfillable void.
Person 1: Man how could someone be stalked by a monkey...
Person 2: Don't you know about him? He is ClayMe, this is a regular day for him.
Person 2: Don't you know about him? He is ClayMe, this is a regular day for him.
by Satan0710 September 2, 2025
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Get the Clameneninonon and poypoy mug.Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013
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Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
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"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
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Get the Clayer mug.The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.
by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011
Get the Tit Clammer mug.Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).
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