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capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.
“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

clitatron 

one who gives gobbies on a regular basis, often back at the oppsite sex's house while a friend/s is in the bed also. most commonly attends a private school, allthough constantly suspended, maintains a job at the local macdonalds and spends all spare time/money at gigs to hardcore scremo bands.

allways associated with a ranga.
girl 1 : your such a typical clitatron!
girl 2 : just coz i like cock, piercings and macfeast burgers?
girl 1 : mmmm yeh
girl 2: mmm gobbies
girl 1 : my point exactly
clitatron by fizzzle June 6, 2009

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.
Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton
Sam Claxton by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

Anal Clapathon 

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
Anal Clapathon by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Clapation 

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.
Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation
Clapation by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.
YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.
speedy claxton by c.t July 18, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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