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Claxatron 

The act of your balls exploding with the force of two spoons
Get some more spoons so you can claxatron my balls
Claxatron by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.
“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash

clitatron 

one who gives gobbies on a regular basis, often back at the oppsite sex's house while a friend/s is in the bed also. most commonly attends a private school, allthough constantly suspended, maintains a job at the local macdonalds and spends all spare time/money at gigs to hardcore scremo bands.

allways associated with a ranga.
girl 1 : your such a typical clitatron!
girl 2 : just coz i like cock, piercings and macfeast burgers?
girl 1 : mmmm yeh
girl 2: mmm gobbies
girl 1 : my point exactly
clitatron by fizzzle June 6, 2009

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.
Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton
Sam Claxton by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

Anal Clapathon 

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
Anal Clapathon by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Clapation 

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.
Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation
Clapation by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.
YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.
speedy claxton by c.t July 18, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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