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capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.
“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

Anal Clapathon 

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
Anal Clapathon by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Clapation 

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.
Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation
Clapation by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015

clapperton 

To get killed. To die a ridiculous death.
Dude! You just got clappertoned by that claymore!
clapperton by stkslang September 21, 2011

crappatoni 

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.
crappatoni by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

clapperton 

derived from clapped but more severe and in present perfect tense
that bill was clapperton!