clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Clayer 

One with large well shaped breasts who is not afraid to show them off

"the knockers on her! and she's a total clayer!'

Clayer by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009

Bear-clawed

The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.

"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"

"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."

Bear-clawed by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019

Clameron 

Collective word for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the new Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.

"Jimmy, did you hear about that new government policy that Clameron put forward?"

Clameron by AlliceTreeDerby May 19, 2010

Rooster clawed 

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

Rooster clawed by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Clowercase

clowercase is the mumble jumble way of writing. it is where the male (capital letter) comes together with the female (lowercase) and creates a simultaneously baby.

clowercase your mom is fat
ClOweRcAsE YoUr mOM iS fAt

Clowercase by doge lover November 18, 2018

White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

White Clawed by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019