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Classy bitch

A classy bitch is like a bitch but being classy about it. Like many people hate bitches, but if you're classy about it people will generally take it in a funny way and not get mad at you for it. It is a great skill to have and it will make your life seem a lot easier.
The best example of a classy bitch i can think of is Jordan on the show Scrubs. If you watch some of the episodes that she is in you will understand what i mean.

It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
Classy bitch by SoSmart May 28, 2009
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classy bitch syndrome 

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?

Not a Classy Bitch 

The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male friends and later puke all over the host's bathroom. She never has anything interesting to say and is generally a pain in the ass.
Did you hear what happened at that party? She is not a classy bitch.
Not a Classy Bitch by hayleybee July 29, 2008

classy ass bitch 

when a bitch knows she's a bitch but still is classy and sassy. a classy ass bitch also doesn't give a fuck what you think and is gonna stay a classy ass bitch no matter what kind of shit hoes and man whores put her through.
person 1: god she's such a whore
person 2: dude shut up she's just a classy ass bitch that knows what she wants

classy ass ratchet bitch

a ratchet female but you won’t know she’s ratchet until you hang out and party with her other than that she keeps it classy with her long ass ghetto weaves, long ratchet ass nails, and keep a glock 26 in her purse. she is classified as a “loyal wifey type” most definitely a rider that’s what makes her a classy ass ratchet bitch
damn he’s married to a classy ass ratchet bitch. i want one! i know she a rider she’s very classy in public but i know she will get ratchet and buss a nigga in his ass about her man. now that’s a real rider!

Class bitch 

Person in the class that always does errands for the teacher or class to get on their good side, but usually faking it because they'd never do it for no reward
Teacher: Sally can you bring me the tissues 1 foot in front of me?
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
Class bitch by Devourox October 16, 2008

High class bitch 

Someone that has lived life so spoiled they dont know normal. Also known as spoiled
She only flys 1st class, she is such a high class bitch.
High class bitch by Real HCB February 22, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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