Clark Kent

A good hearted alien from the planet krypton. He was raised by good hearted parents. He is a superhero named Superman
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Easy, he's superman!
Now introducing Daily Planet editor Clark Kent
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Clark Kent

Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.
I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.
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Verb. To Clark Kent another person is to wear your glasses and then be completely unrecognizable to that other person.
I put my glasses on and completely Clark Kented that bitch!
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Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
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When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.
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Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.
It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.
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