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Clapstick 

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic
Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’
Clapstick by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018
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crapskis 

another way of saying crap.
Crapskis! I didn't know that was going to happen.

Holy Crapskis!
crapskis by ~*PoCa*~ October 15, 2007

clapsuki 

when you clap way to loud

or

a form of natsuki
damn i just pulled a clapsuki
clapsuki by no papa May 11, 2018
Kids more cap than capski
capski by Yo gram February 1, 2021

clamskipper 

A person(s) of either gender whom enjoys preforming oral sex on anonymous women.
Person 1: Hey man I just got done eating out my new gf and...

Person 2: Oh shut your Clamskipper! I really don’t care...
clamskipper by Hackler69 October 23, 2017
The act in which one has a sexual encounter with a female and delivers the sacred mack.
AT A PARTY

Bobs: Bro I need to clapsie a girl tonight, there is some quality mack here
Davis: Go get it then stop being a puss.
T: ....
Gobs: Sees bobs in the corner with a girl----> Yee bobs, clapsie her boy
clapsie by lyricmaster26 October 22, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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