A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.
"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls Phat Tony
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)