Clankfur 

A joke insult against protogens, derived from clanker & furry (invented by me)

P1: "I hate to do this, but we must return to r/foundtheprotogen"
P2: "Oh great heavens, my cover has been compromised"
Me: "Clankfur"
P2: "Oh ok :("

Clankfur by Osypi August 6, 2025

Crankfurter 

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009