A coven of random dorks, either organized locally, as close friends and neighbors, or globally, like halfway across the world.

Their mission? To ruin the fun of casual gamers in mainly FPS shooters like Counter-Strike, Quake, Unreal, etc.

Hours of play behind the screen has given their skin a unhealthy pale complexion.

A common hypothesis for these formations of these "clans", as they may call it, stemmed probably from neglected parenthood.
Casual Gamer (joined a CS server): "Hi!"
Klanner #1: "STFU N00b! We r teh l33t0rz to teh maxx0rz!"
Klanner #2: "Ya u gay azz fagg0t!"

20 minutes later...

Klanner #1: "Omgz! Lolz! Teh fag0rt has 15-30 kills! Banz!"
Admin: "Bye faggot"

Innocent casual gamer gets a kickban...
by Chang Tan December 21, 2004
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a group of people who claim a certain ancestor
the uchiha clan is one of the most elite clans in konohagakure village.
by Nanami-sama December 3, 2005
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ppl who take computer games way to seriously. hav training sessions in which they all have to be online at certain times etc etc.
person 1:that game was impossible to play once those clan members joined.

person 2: well at least we hav lives outside of the computer
by asd July 18, 2004
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A group of holier-than-thou assholes who take video games way too seriously and strive to ruin the game for casual players by constantly bitching to the Admins of whatever server they're infesting and getting casual players (or faggots from other clans) banned.
Casual Player: <Logs into Counter-Strike server>
Casual Player: Hello!

Clan Member: OMG CASUAL FAGIT! GO DIE!

Casual Gamer owns the Clan member's ass and wins the round.

Clan Member: NUUU! HAX0R! ADMIN! BAN HIZ ASS!
Admin: <Bans Casual Gamer>
by Super Thicc November 19, 2014
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One of the two main factions in the MMORPG game 'Anarchy Online'. Viewed as the freedom fighters within the game, they fight against the 'Omni' faction for control of the planet Rubi-ka.
Aye my clan brethren, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell these Omni scum that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

by Tony Masons May 31, 2006
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Catgirl Ambassador for the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire in the anime Outlaw Star. Gene Starwind considers her a nusiance, Jim Hawking gets along with her, and "Twilight" Suzuka is harassed by her.
by SovietViking January 18, 2004
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mostly groups of organized noobs in clubs that play on Halo. They camp and noob up a game so the other teams can't even spawn and they think they are good. They feel free to talk shit when they ain't shit. They also create "modded" games to help them win cause they suck for real.
Halo'r 1 "Dude, these clans are really noobin this game up today."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of bitches anyways, we know we're better."
by Punkhead July 21, 2005
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