Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.
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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
verb: To abruptly hang up on someone while talking on the phone without there knowledge such there is a distinct slamming sound for the unsuspecting party to hear while left wondering wtf was that for.
Man I was talking to this fine woman and told her she had nice breasts. The next thing you know this b***h clammed me.
by graysons vernacular August 25, 2011
The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.
Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.
by Emcee January 27, 2005
That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.
by pentozali March 19, 2008
An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.
"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"
by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010
1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.
My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.
God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021