1 definition by Me, the sequel
A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.
God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021