A beautiful, but insecure girl, who is constantly fighting and searching for the good in the world. She is intelligent and funny and will always be there when you need her. Anybody would be lucky to have a Calantha in their life.
Cymanthas are sexy green eyed girls. A perfect friend to have. Will do anything for her friends and family. Honest. Sometimes too honest and can hurt feeling. Abrasive and can be intimidating. A total bad ass known to take men on. One of the most intelligent and manipulative women EVER! A perfect girlfriend. She can admit when she's wrong. A total bad ass freak in the sack. So if you have the chance to have a good time with a Cymantha...do it or you'll regret it. You'll probably end up being friends with her for the rest of your life.
"Cymantha is a total hottie! Best sex I've ever had. so rough!"
"She called me out on my bullshit and made me look like an ass in front of my friends that bitch."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.