Definitions by kumaki

metrosexual 

An urban gentleman with an avid interest in foreign films, fine wine, organic cooking,
interior decoration, designer clothing, scented hand lotion, premium hair products, manicures, pedicures, poodle grooming, and — perhaps most importantly — pussy.

I tried to exchange fashion tips with the metrosexual, but it was hard, because my brother wouldn't stop flirting with him.

metrosexual by kumaki April 7, 2004

clam 

1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia.
2. n. Slang. A dollar.
3. v. Informal. To be quiet.
4. n. Derog. A Scientologist.
5. n. A shelled sea creature.

I told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

clam by kumaki April 7, 2004