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The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.
Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(
by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.
Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.
by The Informer (for your health) December 26, 2007
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a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.
Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.
by effyxstonem April 19, 2009
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The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.
β€˜Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday’
by Slatsy February 01, 2021
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