cygnus-x1-hemispheres's definitions

clam

n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.

(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!

by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 1, 2009