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Ciudad Juárez

Cd. Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico (more commonly known as just Juárez) is the city across the Mexican-American border from El Paso where all these cute girls come from that my friend's mom says are all possessive bitches. Stupid people go there a lot to get drunk, but they're idiots. If you're ever too cheap to buy stuff in El Paso, you can go to Juárez. My own mom would kill me just for going to Juárez, and tells me I better not be dating those "Latinas". It also happens to be the fourth most populous city in Mexico.
Some idiot: Let's go to Juárez and get drunk.

Some other idiot: Okay, let's crash our car and kill someone on the way back.
by Paco Belmondo May 4, 2005
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El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011
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