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"Too hard" is something said by people who want to disguise the fact that they suck too much and make themselves feel justified in their mediocrity which cripples their minds and ensures that another generation of parasites walk the Earth. It's much easier than learning new skills, applying elbow grease, and doing other practical things to approach challenges in life.
It's not too hard; you're not good enough.
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
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Thinking Man's Metal

Spiral Architect is the extremely talented metal band based in Oslo, Norway. Their first album, "A Sceptic's Universe," is 40-some-odd minutes of mediocrity being thrashed on the musical and lyrical levels; people who like to dance to shitty two-note "basslines" will never comprehend the awesomeness incarnate that is Spiral Architect. If you're into stupid bullshit songs about "love" and "peace," then Spiral Architect's lyrics will make no sense to you, since they cannot be comprehended by the thoroughly mediocre. The album was recorded not far from the grand city of El Paso in Tornillo, TX.
W A R N I N G !

Spiral Architect goes beyond progressive, exploring the realms of complexity and intensity that pushes the nature of technical metal further.

"A Sceptic's Universe" is not for the fainthearted!
It may cause serious damage to your mental health.
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
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A place that more people (especially those of Mexican lineage) would find a total insult if they had any culture, taste, or even plain good judgment.

Taco Bell serves the shittiest "Mexican 'food'" ever conceived. The food tastes like shit (assuming that it tastes like anything), and that's how you feel after you eat it...if you're normal.
Taco Bell is a symbol of all that is wrong with the world.
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
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Ninja Gaiden is the long-running Tecmo action series of video games. Originating as an arcade brawler, the series' most notable titles on home consoles are the three titles for the Nintendo Entertainment System and the recent Xbox title (and its rerelease titled "Ninja Gaiden Black"), which was the first Ninja Gaiden title in over a decade.

The last title especially is a particularly awesome game, the kind of game that isn't afraid to kick your ass (but without cheating you, because cheating is for wimps and commies). It's the type of game that the disgraceful "casual gamer" will give up on because it's "too hard," but anyone with the proper combination of brains and balls can't get enough of such an awesome game. In fact, if the term "too hard" exists in your vocabulary, you have no brains nor balls.
Ninja Gaiden is so sweet you'll want to crap your pants...in a good way. That is, unless you suck at video games and life.
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
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Cd. Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico (more commonly known as just Juárez) is the city across the Mexican-American border from El Paso where all these cute girls come from that my friend's mom says are all possessive bitches. Stupid people go there a lot to get drunk, but they're idiots. If you're ever too cheap to buy stuff in El Paso, you can go to Juárez. My own mom would kill me just for going to Juárez, and tells me I better not be dating those "Latinas". It also happens to be the fourth most populous city in Mexico.
Some idiot: Let's go to Juárez and get drunk.

Some other idiot: Okay, let's crash our car and kill someone on the way back.
by Paco Belmondo May 5, 2005
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Used heavily in El Paso, Texas, USA and Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico, "ay ay" is the repetition of the Spanish word "ay" which is equivalent to the interjection "oh" of the English language. When "ay" is said twice, i.e. "ay ay", it functions as an expression or acknowledgement of frustration, absurdity, disdain, and other "negative" feelings.
Some Mexican dude: I'm going to run for president.

Some Mexican chick: Ay ay.
by Paco Belmondo April 20, 2005
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A casual gamer is somebody who doesn't know jack shit about video games.

Their "game" collection often consists mainly of annually rehashed sports titles with buggy engines and unbalanced gameplay as well as other EA garbage. Many casual gamers refuse to play Nintendo games because they're too "hardcore" to play that "kiddy crap," yet they're the type of cowards who'll give up on games like Ninja Gaiden, because "it's too hard."

Other popular games among casuals are: Grand Theft Auto, a pointless game that appeals to the type of idiot who thinks shooting a hooker is as funny the thousandth time as the first; Gran Turismo, because driving around in circles is the most rewarding gameplay experience ever; and Tomb Raider, because shitty games can sell well just like shitty music if they have enough "sex appeal."
Casual gamers bought a PSP for $250 just to fill it with shitty MP3s.
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
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