A perfect relationship based on niggatrons, black African greasy ginger jews, the strong hatred of coons, rubbing fishes, dissecting leaves, unwanted random dick pics, but most importantly love and the hope that we will meet and get married and have kids and stuff and if we don't that would nor be the business but I will always love you no matter what. I love you candy :*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!