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Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders
Cider Spiders by dixie222 March 2, 2019

cider spider 

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.
"look here comes the cider spider"
cider spider by ttyycc February 22, 2018

Spider cider 

see,retard spider will spam his website all day.
Spider cider by kidkool February 4, 2004