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chunky salsa 

stuff that spues forth violently from between a womans legs that can commonly be mistaken as chip dip. The stuff that can stick to your leg, the wall, random passerby
unfortunatly for mary it was that time of the month and the chunky salsa flowed like a red river of doom or like an inducing blue ball river of doom.
chunky salsa by skippy the hippy December 9, 2008

chunky salsa 

Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.
What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.

Chunky Salsa 

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way
omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe
Chunky Salsa by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

Humping the Chunky Salsa 

Elanzer started to Hump Nick's Chunky Salsa, then I left.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026