chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

chuffty

Someone who is chuffed with themselves for whatever reason(usually without sufficient cause and merely because they tend to be very self-absorbed and generally in love with themselves) and wants others to know about it. This saying was created by someone from Wheatley in Oxford in around 2000, it's usage spread by a group of his friends.

A bloke in the pub says to you, "I scored a hat-trick on Sunday!"
You say, "Oh yeah, where was that?"
He says, "Down the rec - they had some nets up"
You say, "Fuck off, chuffty, not exactly Old Trafford in front of 65000 then, was it? Don't be a gaylord, mine's a Stella, ta."
The guy then sheepishly buys you a pint as some sort of compensation for his remark, which, due to your excellent put-down, he has realised was out of turn. Hopefully one day he will stop being such a cock.

by Carl76 August 22, 2006

Chuffty

To be chuffed/proud/pleased/satisfied about something you have achieved. A proper feeling of warmth and pleasure.

Jon had a massive chuffty after winning the tug of war.
Coming first gave me a pretty big chuffty.

by notugging September 6, 2016

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuffty plug

Slang Term for Tampon

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug

by ads-ast September 3, 2006

chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Chuffy

1. Chuffy is a nickname for a Steam Train Driver; so called for the 'chuff chuff' sound Steam Engines make.

2. Chuffy was also the imaginary friend of alcoholic police detective Jack Force in the BBC Comedy sketch show 'Armstrong and Miller'. The sketches can be found on youtube under "armstrong and miller force on the case"

1. "My Daddy is a chuffy."

2. Jack Force: "C'mon Chuffy!"

by carterusm July 2, 2011