Chublivious 

(adjective) - a state of being completely unaware of one's weight gain. Chublivious individuals may be found indulging in unhealthy foods and sedentary lifestyles, all while insisting that they're "not that big" and that their clothes must have shrunk in the wash. They are often shocked when confronted with the reality of their weight, and may become defensive or dismissive when advised to make healthier choices. However, with self-awareness and a willingness to change, even the most chublivious can embark on a path to better health.

"Despite the fact that he could no longer fit into his old clothes, Tim remained chublivious, insisting that he was still in good shape and that the sizes must have changed."

Chublivious by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Chubalicious

See also: Chunkalicious. A compund of chubby & delicious.

Noun. A positive state of being chubby. A sexy overweight person. Something that flatters a large body.

Adj. Deliciously chubby, Desirably large-bodied

Examples:

An overweight person who wears it well, dresses cute, is desirable and owns his/her body!

An outfit that makes a larger body look bangin'!

"Mmm, girl. The way dem Zani Di jeans hug your chubalicious curves makes me wanna take you home tonight and rip em off!"

While shopping at Torrid, you pull out a hot new teddy and hold it up for your girls to see exclaiming: "This. is. chubalicious! Tommy will love this on me! He's gonna tear it up!"

Chubalicious by DJ Chubalicious March 16, 2010

Conblivious 

The word used to describe an individual (most frequently female) who is capable of being oblivious to the extent that she/he is confusing to a person of the opposite gender.

Conbliviousness is not an ability, it's a character trait.

"Man that girl is so conblivious! Is she trying to hurt him, or does she simply have no clue that she is?!"

Conblivious by Tonker91 September 18, 2011