Conblivious 

The word used to describe an individual (most frequently female) who is capable of being oblivious to the extent that she/he is confusing to a person of the opposite gender.

Conbliviousness is not an ability, it's a character trait.

"Man that girl is so conblivious! Is she trying to hurt him, or does she simply have no clue that she is?!"

Conblivious by Tonker91 September 18, 2011

Conivious 

The mix of conniving and devious.

Commonly used to describe women who like to scheme.

"Haha! You are such a conivious clam!"

"Well...If she isn't treating her bf right. Someone else will!"
"No shit sherlock..."

Conivious by PumpkinClam October 22, 2011

Chublivious 

(adjective) - a state of being completely unaware of one's weight gain. Chublivious individuals may be found indulging in unhealthy foods and sedentary lifestyles, all while insisting that they're "not that big" and that their clothes must have shrunk in the wash. They are often shocked when confronted with the reality of their weight, and may become defensive or dismissive when advised to make healthier choices. However, with self-awareness and a willingness to change, even the most chublivious can embark on a path to better health.

"Despite the fact that he could no longer fit into his old clothes, Tim remained chublivious, insisting that he was still in good shape and that the sizes must have changed."

Chublivious by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023